Welcome to my site

Hello and welcome to my website.

If you are thinking of visiting for the first time, please read this

I work from my home, a clean, comfortable flat in Dartford, Kent. I am in easy reach  of the M25, M20  and A2 and about 5mins away from the Dartford Tunnel. 

If you can make an advance booking I would recommend it, as I do not like to operate a conveyer belt service and only see a limited number of people each day that I work. However, sometimes it is possible to get an appointment for the same day.

You may be thinking of visiting someone, like myself, for the very first time? Well if you do chose to visit me you will be in very safe hands as I see lots of nervous 'first timers' and I appreciate how scary it can be for you. I don't bite, nothing will happen that you don't want to happen and I guarantee you will not go away disappointed or regretting your experience. That goes for the more experienced men as well.

I would describe myself as easy going, down to earth, laid back, open minded, compassionate and I have a wicked sense of humour and so I've been told, a dirty laugh.

My passions are travelling, good food, good company and animals (especially cats of which I have 3).

Before coming to see me please read my do's and don'ts section, especially my criteria regarding cleanliness which you can find on my services page.